Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lay Off the Leopards!


Some say, "a leopard doesn't change it's spots."

Why? Tigers don't change their stripes and neither do zebras. So, why pick on the leopard?

As my random thought process would have it I was contemplating this discrimination, on the lepoard's behalf, just this morning and the following is where I arrived...

Even if the leopard wanted to change her spots and be say, a tiger for the day, she couldn't. Despite her willingness and her desire to be something different she could not. Feel me?

Okay, I suppose an insanely crafty leopard could fancy herself something else during dress up time on the savannah but at the end of the day...a leopard cannot change her spots. Which brings me to my point, why don't we lay off the leopard bitches?  I hear if you antagonize any pussycat long enough it will bite. I am taking a stand on the leopard's behalf. 

You go pussycat! I say you should dress up like Lady Gaga in a meat dress and announce to the jungle and the rest of us that you are beautiful, God made you like that! Then feel free to eat that dress and ROARRRRR! 


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